120 Christmas Puns for a Holly Jolly Time

Get ready to enjoy our hilarious selection of Christmas puns to light up your holidays! with Santa Claus puns, Christmas dad jokes and Christmas one-liners, so let the laughter begin!

Here are the top 120 funny Christmas Puns to make your weekend with a laugh. These are the funniest jokes about Christmas humor for both kids and adults which they are going to love with a laugh.

Funny Christmas Puns

1. Did you hear that Santa’s helper retired? He lost his elf interest!
2. Why is frosty never hungry? Because he’s always frosted!
3. Why was Santa checking his list twice? Because he was checking it thrice last year!
4. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
5. How do snowmen keep their pants up? With an icy belt!
6. What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar? He got 25 days!
7. Why was Santa’s assistant jealous? Because Santa gets all the ho ho hos!
8. How do snowmen travel around? By riding an “icicle”!
9. What do Santa’s helpers learn at school? The elf-abet!
10. Why was Santa late to deliver presents? His elf broke down on the shelf!
11. Why are Christmas trees the worst at knitting? They are always dropping their needles!
12. How do sheep greet each other on Christmas Day? Merry Christmas to ewe!
13. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match!
14. Why couldn’t Santa become a fisherman? Because he could only fly fish!

Cat Christmas Puns

15. Batting at tinsel makes cats merry!
16. Clawing into that Christmas tree again?
17. Cat gone catatonic from decorations!
18. Not a jolly feline in that hat!
19. Just some prowling, purry Christmas kitties.
20. Cozy and paw-zy by the fireplace.
21. Batting low ornaments? Claw-iday fun!
22. Tree toppling catastrophe – how unfur-tunate!
23. Very meow-y Christmas card ready this year.
24. Feeling mighty claw-tacular under that tree!
25. Snatching holiday purr-key scraps again!
26. Carol love means great mew-sical taste.
27. Shredded Santa suit. No more cheer!
28. Curiosity caught those light stealing cats!
29. Just doesn’t get the claw-it of Christmas!
30. Chewed lights – what an electri-frying sight!
31. Nativity scene had those cats purring.

Christmas Dad Jokes

32. Why can’t Elsa hold onto a balloon? Because she will let it go….let it go!
33. How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad!
34. What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish!
35. 29. How do you know if Santa is good at karate? He has a black belt in “jingle bells”!
36. Why do Santa’s reindeer stop working hard at the end of the day? So they can deer down!
37. What do you call an elf who tells jokes? A “giggle”byte!
38. Why is Christmas just like my job? I do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit!
39. Why did no one bid for Rudolph on eBay? Because he was two deer (too dear)!
40. Why do Christmas trees make bad knitters? They keep dropping their needles!
41. Why did the Christmas cookie go to therapy? It needed to crumble out its feelings!
42. What’s a frozen Christmas tree’s favorite magazine? Tim-burr Home and Garden!
43. What’s Santa’s favorite hobby? Building snowmen – he’s an expert at “snow-craft”!

Santa Claus Puns

44. Why did Santa have to take up yoga classes? All those chimneys were giving him Claus-trophobia!
45. Our family loves to regift. All our Christmas puddings make excellent re-wrapping practice paper.
46. Why doesn’t Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes down chimneys!
47. Did you know Santa is considering changing his delivery service’s name? To Reindeer One!
48. What kind of pictures does Santa Claus like taking during the holidays? ‘Elfies!
49. Why was Santa Claus facing discrimination in his grocery store workplace? Elfism!
50. What were the reindeer doing when Santa caught them slacking on the job? Elfies on Insta-Prancer!
51. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
52. Why are Christmas trees the worst at sewing? They always drop their needles!
53. How much did Santa pay to park his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house!
54. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
55. Why was Scrooge so mean? Because the cold made him frosty!

Christmas Tree Puns

56. Why was the Christmas tree always in trouble? It had too many “pine”-alties!
57. What do you call a Christmas tree that knows karate? Spruce Lee!
58. How do Christmas trees stay in shape? They “trim” their branches!
59. Why did the Christmas tree get a job? It wanted to branch out in its career!
60. What did one Christmas tree say to another during a game? “I’m stumped!”
61. Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing? They always drop their needles!
62. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite type of music? Tree-carols!
63. What do you call a sad Christmas tree? Blue Spruce!
64. Why did the Christmas tree bring a ladder? It wanted to reach new heights!
65. How do you compliment a Christmas tree? “You’re tree-mendous!”
66. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite part of a computer? The “enter” key!
67. How do Christmas trees communicate? They “spruce” up their conversation!
68. What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree and a dog? A tree-hound!
69. Why did the Christmas tree bring a backpack? It wanted to be a “tree-k”!
70. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite book? “The Fir-narnia Chronicles”!
71. How do Christmas trees keep in touch? They “twig” each other on social media!
72. Why did the Christmas tree go to school? It wanted to be a smart “fir”-st!
73. What do you call a Christmas tree with a lot of friends? Popular-pine!
74. How do Christmas trees solve problems? They “fir-give” and “fir-get”!

Christmas Puns One Liners

75. Holiday tip: Reindeer can’t grab cash so pay them in carrots.
76. Santa’s checking his list twice to see who deserves coal after this year.
77. Sorry Santa, the fireplace is decked out in stockings tonight.
78. Holiday carolers or cats in heat? Hard to tell the difference.
79. My snowman brought all the birds to the yard. Then they destroyed him.
80. Jingle my bells one more time and see what happens, carolers.
81. Santa’s installing a chimney camera this year after Rudolph’s peeping incident.
82. Caught Santa kissing the neighbor’s Mrs. Claus last night. Awkward!
83. Caroler Rule #1: No belting out Jingle Bells before Thanksgiving ends!
84. Trimmed the tree with boozy tinsel and vodka ornaments this year.
85. Making a list and checking it twice to see who’s getting stale fruitcake this year.
86. Caught the elf on a shelf going through my underwear drawer again.
87. Ice, ice Rudolph! Stop peeing all over the North Pole, dude!
88. Canceling Christmas ’til this family learns to act right!
89. Yup, pretty sure my Secret Santa just re-gifted my present from last year.
90. Jingle Belled the neighbors’ cat last night. Rudolph is so dead when I find him.
91. Kids, if Mommy’s drunk kissing Santa again, just walk away quietly.
92. The chestnuts weren’t the only things roasting on the open fire last night!
93. Here comes Bad Santa stumbling around the mall, reeking of gin. Awesome!
94. Hands off the tree, Grinch! Grow your own if you want one so bad!
95. Caught Santa stealing credit for my fully-stocked bar. Not so jolly now are ya, St. Nick?
96. Hey Santa, ease up with the “ho, ho, ho-ing” this year. Mrs. Claus has questions.
97. If Mariah Carey dares to blast “All I Want for Christmas” today I’ll scream.
98. Holiday Spirits Rule #1: Anything poured in a red cup will do in a pinch!
99. Seriously, who invited creepy elf on the shelf to Christmas this year?
100. Rudolph, stop threatening to hold out for extra carrots or your red nose is getting it!
101. Caroling Rule # 1: No taking a knee for song requests outside my house!
102. Attention Santa: we don’t say ho, ho, ho here anymore. Check your privilege.
103. Apologies if chestnuts roasting on this open fire smell a little, uh, herbaceous this year.
104. Fair warning carolers, one more round of “Faaaaa la la la la” gets a snowball to the Frost(y) bits!
105. Holiday baking disaster: How was I supposed to know the kids got into the special brownies?!
106. Note to creepy elf on our shelf: stop stealing my good lipstick for Rudolph’s shiny nose!
107. Caught Santa on camera pranking our naughty neighbor! My hero!
108. Santa better not aw shucks and bail early this year or I’m returning everyone’s junk!
109. Caroling dressing code folks: Underwear goes UNDER the Santa costumes!
110. Apologies if my holiday spirit smells like Grandma’s old eggnog and bourbon.
111. Jingle Bell Rock block party at midnight! Lock up your wives, Santa’s coming to town!
112. Note to carolers: hearing “Silent Night” 132 times isn’t that silent. Or peaceful.
113. Aw jeez, Uncle Santa’s making moves on the fake tree again. Someone cut him off!
114. Psst… no one tell Santa but Dasher’s been doping to make the sleigh pull faster!
115. Fair warning Santa: last year’s gift bomb better not be followed with a stink bomb tonight!
116. Jingle bell restraining order still active folks – keep those clangers away from my door!
117. This year’s resolution: figure out how many female reindeer Santa’s really got tucked away up there.
118. Santa broke bad this year! Caught him growing his own mistletoe for the reindeer! Party on!
119. Holiday baking mishap again! How was I supposed to know rum balls were actually boozy?! Kids.
120. Santa’s twerking it under the mistletoe solo again. Can someone redirect him?

I hope these Christmas Puns bring a smile to your face! Enjoy the Christmas humor!

Final Thoughts

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